- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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