Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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