- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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