Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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