What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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F? No k

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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