So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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