Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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