- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

UN

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

why girl die cancer

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??