- Anti Joke

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

whats white and sticky glue

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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