Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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