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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A gay man watches football.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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