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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What did the old man say? Im old

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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