- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Did you know? . You already know!

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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