roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Ain't idn't a word.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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