- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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