What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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