A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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