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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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