- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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