Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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I love you

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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