- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

hola said the chinese man

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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