- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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