- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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