- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Beka has AIDS

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

an emo girl walked into a white room

hi mom

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

snowglobe

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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