A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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