In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

My spelling is horrible

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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