- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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