- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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