- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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