- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Gordon Brown smiles.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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