ecks! why zee?

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

The GOV and the WHO?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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