- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

why am I writing this...im bored

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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