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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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