- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

I just drank a cola.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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