What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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