An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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matt is fat

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Tim likes girls

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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