- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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