- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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