- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What is funnier than 24 69

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Fat people

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

i am a dino. RAWR.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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