DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Homo say what?

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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