Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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I walk into a bar...

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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