Y' can't spell rape without ape.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Barack Obama

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

what do you call a black guy african american

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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