what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's worse than this That :(

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Golf.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Uh... What was emulating again?

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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