If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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