- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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