5 Italian guys from Long Island

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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