- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What african eat for christmas Sand.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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