- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Obama lin Baden.

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