- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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