Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

There once was this guy and he fell down

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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