What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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