How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Ebola

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Error 37.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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