- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

How do you make the general public confused? ...

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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