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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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