- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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