- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

womens rights

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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