- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

You sick fiend

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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