If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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A person from Singapore eats

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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