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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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